Exploding Chicken?

 

Do chickens explode or implode? We have clear evidence that shows it’s possible. I of course never witnessed the event but after much debate…. Imploding is more likely; do to the fact that no fire or charred earth was present. The cluster of feathers supports our theory that the chickens molecular structure collapsed into its self and the mass was sucked into a black hole. That is our theory based on the only evidence left by the chicken. All its chickens friends refused to enter the area and they refuse to tell us if they saw anything. Now that leaves only 13 chickens left, hmmmmmmm is that a lucky number? Maybe the ducks I’m ordering this spring won’t have that fatal imploding flaw.

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