A Little Shopping Break

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“In honor of this Holy Season,” said St. Pete, “you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven.”

The first guy fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a lighter. He flicked it on. “This represents a candle,” he says.

St. Pete says, “You may pass through the Pearly Gates.”

The second guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.”

St. Pete says, “You may pass through the Pearly Gates.”

The third guy searches desperately, and finally pulls out a pair of women’s panties. St. Peter looks at the man with a raised eyebrow, and says, “And just what do those symbolize?”

The man replies: “They’re Carol’s.”

So Merry Christmas.

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